To have love, you first must know hate
To have friends, you first must have enemies
To have happiness, you first must know sadness
To have company, you first must know alone
To be accepted, you first must be rejected
To be relaxed, you forst must know frustration
But to know life, you don’t need death but God
A man is dying of cancer.
His son asked him: "Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS?"
Dad: "So when I'm dead, no one will dare to touch your mom."